How Can We Help You?

Many years ago, Mary Martha, Connie’s mother, bought a house in Asheville and was looking for a church that might fit her. So Connie took her to the First Baptist Church downtown to see what programs they had for seniors. But they found the church door locked. Connie buzzed a buzzer and a voice on the speaker said, “How can we help you?”
Connie said, “We came by to see what you have here.”
Mary Martha leaned over and said, “Of course, we know you have the Lord.”